Okay, this is a little spoof on the 12 steps, applied to purse shopping because I have attained quite an impressive purse collection while in Korea.... Let me say that I mean no disrespect to AA. I have friends in AA and have the utmost respect for their courage and the challenge they face every day.
My friend, Mary Dene, had one time suggested on Facebook that I needed a 12 step program for my purse addiction. Here it is:
1. I am powerless to buying knock off purses.
2. I need a greater power to to restore my will power, probably my husband.
3. I must turn over my spending to Adam for his control.
4. Making an inventory... I don't have a Gucci or Fendi purse in my collection.
5. I have purchased A LOT of purses.
6. I have plenty of purses and do not need to buy any more.
7. Adam can cut me off from my purse money.
8. I have 'harmed' friends by taking them and influencing them to buy purses.
9. Sorry friends for encouraging you to buy purses. If you feel the need to unload them, I will carry the burden of taking your purses.
10. Hmmm continue to inventory... I still don't have a Gucci or Fendi. Or a good yellow purse.
11. My new mantra: Do not buy purses, do not buy purses. You do not need to buy purses.
12. Carry my message to others: Sorry ladies, I can no longer take you to Miss Kim to get special Aimee price!
1 comment:
So funny! Can you believe I managed to not even buy one? Of course I did buy 2 huge oriental rugs at great detriment to our pocket book so maybe I need a support group too.
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